Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
