afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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