haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Randomize
