best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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