Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
