so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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