How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The Olympian is in my bed
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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