love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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