Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I want to make a zoo with you.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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