his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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