How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Oh god it's open bar.
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