But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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