Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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