Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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