STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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