So drunk its hurt
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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