well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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