I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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