Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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