Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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