dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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