i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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