i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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