You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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