love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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