I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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