Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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