Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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