school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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