Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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