how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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