You made me cry and you don't even care
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
the raccoons are back...
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