So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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