Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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