i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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