I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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