So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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