Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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