Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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