On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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