let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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