I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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