ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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