Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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