So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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