then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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