Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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