I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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