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say what?
wanna hang out?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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