that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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